Heart'n'Soul
Monday, April 18, 2011
Some Men Uff! - I
Till date I haven’t been able to fathom why a single woman who is not dependent on anyone and can take care of herself and is ok with it and has a mind and thought of her own... is open minded and has the cant care less attitude... What is so wrong with her??? Why is it that men think that she is so called "AVAILABLE" for everything but not "Marriage Material" - whatever that term means!!! And if that term really does exist, most men would by default be exactly "THAT" Just to spell it out LOUD for the ignorant breed of men... here are some misconceptions guys should NOT have.
Because a girl smiled at you does not mean that she's drooling at you or wants you etc... Only if you could rise above the man ego and use some of your grey cells which you tend to be so uselessly proud of, you may realize that she is actually laughing at the irony of what you are and what you think you are!
A girl without a boyfriend is not always looking for one. She is not trying to get off for god's sake. Some girls really are happily single and loving it!
Just cuz a girl enjoys a drink or a smoke - she is not a lose character. Please get it engraved in your head that a drink or a smoke is not the same as sex. She may enjoy a drink with you cuz she loves her drink. But doesn’t mean she would enjoy "YOU" too. Oh wait! - Maybe if she is drunk enough or passed out - then maybe she wont notice that you actually suck at "IT"!!!
When she says she enjoys her life or likes having fun it does not equate to meaningless sex. FUN is not the same as sex for girls. Ever seen or taken a girl SHOPPING???? Do that to know what fun means for her... might just enlighten your pea size brain.... MIGHT JUST!
Just cuz a girl can crack a joke and enjoy one too, doesn't mean you can make one out of her. And especially cuz she can laugh at a naughty joke doesn’t mean you can get fresh with her... unless of course you think of yourself as a joke, which you anyways probably are.
A friendly coffee doesn’t mean she is "LEADING YOU" ... even if it was her idea. It’s just coffee... she might just be someone who loves conversations and coffee so much that she doesn’t even care about whom is the company! Consider this - that you aren't even important enough...it’s just the coffee.
It doesn’t matter what time of the night it is... if she wants to talk to you, then you are probably nothing more than just a friend... she wants to TALK and TALK does not mean SEX in any dictionary! Oops I forgot - in your dictionary almost everything is synonymous with that! "Ignorance is bliss" was probably coined for your benefit.
She is not "AVAILABLE" cuz she is showing her cleavage or wearing a short skirt. If that logic of clothing applied to men, then each one of you would be so available... Oh but I forgot... YOU ARE!
And last but not the least and certainly the most important - just because she may like you or is probably even in love with you or cares for you... does not mean she is your opportunity at free, no-strings attached sex.
Looks like she cares for you and will take your shit eh?... don’t think so... it’s just in-built in most women to be caring and nice to people they know. But you mess with it and you will get some good shit load of it back. Unless of course you are sissy enough to run away anyways!
GROW UP GUYS... GROW UP... not all women are available.
Infact - unlike your breed, most of us are not, even if we are single!!! Learn to respect women or leave them alone... and if you cant, I must ask your mother "WHAT" she gave birth to!!!
Exceptions are not examples - so the men who are exceptions and do not agree, this ones not for you so no offence to the small community of the nicer ones. And for the ones who are great examples.... well LOSERS is an understatement for you!
And if you reading this you are probably wondering why this sudden rage. Cuz I have been there and seen my real good friends also being treated the same ways by this breed of losers. And there have been times where I felt like cutting off his penis, fry it up in order to serve it to crocodiles awaiting a nice meal.
So all you real woman who love having some fun, when you run in a situation like this and it gets really bad - try the idea above. And if you really want the loser dude to suffer - cut his balls off too while also fantasizing about throwing them in the ocean so sharks can eat them. Just remember in your fantasy to not feed them to a vegan shark! Although I fear the shark also might refuse to eat the garbage!
Labels: disgusting, men, people, random, time pass, yuck
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2:24 PM
Friday, January 22, 2010
Waiting to Board!
Sitting at Delhi airport, I can’t help but look around and notice how it has changed... rather transformed. It doesn’t look like anything it used to be... It changed for better. It’s more spacious, more comfortable, more organized, definitely cozier n warm as compared to the cold outside... BUT BUT BUT - extremely loud and noisy now... which I don’t like! "SABHI ATITHIYON SE NIVEDAN HAI...BLA BLAH BLAH... DHANYWAD" - DING DONG - “MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE...BLAH BLAH BLAH...WE WISH YOU A PLEASANT FLIGHT...THANK YOU!”
Someone spare me the trauma of the LOUD-Speakers!!! (pun intended)
The flight delay is not helping either, from 10:30 PM to 11 PM and now to 11:30 PM - which means I will be landing at 1:30 in the night. It Mumbai but still... I am hoping there wouldn’t be more delay. Call from Spicejet - Dear Customer, we would like to inform you.... blah blah blah -I wonder why she sounds so happy about the delay!!! its a DELAY for god's sake, not some prize money you are offering me :-x
I am wondering - since when did Delhi become so boring.... no good looking men around.... like hello - NOT EVEN ONE...tsk tsk...
And since when did I become so boring - I say so cuz I am sitting here logged in to my client's system trying to fine tune the payroll - that too when I m not getting even a penny out of it and nor is my company... what Irony I tell you!!!
I suddenly have located an empty laptop station... yeah there are plenty on Delhi airport now. Unfortunately the well educated people here behave like uneducated idiots and are using these so called laptop stations as their head rests - sleep stations to be precise.
I feel like having a coffee but leaving my stuff here is neither safe n nor recommended. And I certainly don’t want to drag the whole thing around. Though its just one bag n a laptop but still... I am feeling too lazy to be doing this. But its coffee... I think I will get up... ok here I go
And now I am back, my coffee with me, and one more hour to go before I board. Maybe I should have waited...
The process that I had started some half an hour back on client's system is still at 8.5% completion... Humph... I don want to land in Mumbai and work but at this rate it looks like I will have to... Darn the stupid server! Grrrrrrrrrrr! Urgh! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!
AND SOMEONE PLEASE REDUCE THE VOLUME OF THESE SPEAKERS.... It’s hurting my ears now... like someone’s put his/her fingers through my eyes and turned my brain around....yuck yuck yuck!
Huh - back to coffee! Got a call, thanks god for the distraction... Time to post n stop typing!
Labels: airport, coffee, delhi, random, think, time pass, travel, work
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10:29 PM
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
SIGN-ed
Everyday, Every now and then, every new or old path that I take... I always find these random, hilarious and bizarre sign boards. Most of the times while travelling, especially when I am not driving, reading these sign boards becomes a great source of entertainment. So while I was pondering over what to post on my blog this time, I thought it surely won’t hurt putting it up here and making some of you laugh - though I am guessing everyone will.
- Go soft on my curves
Urmmm!!! Uh!! Urrrr!!! Ok - if you say so!! ….
Now Now Now – just before you let your brain run here and there, I must tell you that it was just a sign board on my way uphill to Dalhousie.
- Outerwear
A brand for winter wear jackets... OMG! OMG! OMG!… thanks for explicitly mentioning it on the OUTER COLLAR of the jacket, cuz otherwise, people would use the jackets as their undies… I must say- great public service!!!
- Fast passengerBut if the passenger is FAST, then why is he boarding the bus... which by the way was hardly moving
- Hard Nipples AC ServiceThe name guarantees the service, doesn’t it!!!
- Khul Ja Sim Sim
Now this one is surely witty… placed outside an ATM door… absolutely hilllllllarious…isn’t it?
- Dawakhana aaj khulega nahin kyonki aaj band hai
This means that the medical store will not open today because it’s closed today.
Hmmmmmm.... I don’t know what to say to this one!!!
- Yahaan Bhayankar Thandi beer milti hai
Oooooh!!! Dangerously cold beer ahaaan!!! I am definitely scared...
- DANGEROUS: Not to swimAh thank god, I know swimming... Do you?
- Pata poochne ke 5 rupaye, aur pate par pahuchane ke 10 Considering this board is so old, this guy must be a millionaire by now. Good business sense and so very inspiring… I think I am also gonna be a living address guide soon!!! LOLz
Also, more often than not, the painters who are given the contract to paint these boards are not educated enough, sometimes not even educated. They end up screwing the spellings and creating a masterpiece just for the pleasure of our eyes.... it’s not just amusing but also pretty exciting to know that ignorance can contribute so much to the entertainment industry!!! Here’s some for your unpaid and tax free entertainment.
- Please be saaf SAAF!!! Uh oh!!! How did they know that I dint take a bath today??? (Saaf means clean)
- Available for RantOh good, now I have one more profession to fall back on in case I am shown the pink slip...YAYEEEE!!!
- Denjar
Den what jar?? Oh you mean Danger!!! Nice drawing by the way
And my all-time favorite, the winner of all contests is.........
"HUMP AHEAD "Though it was referring to a speed breaker ahead - but it surely is the only place where most people would not mind slowing down for a "HUMP"... No?
Have you come across one of these lately??? Yes? So what are you waiting for, lemme know, I can really do with some laughter you know :-D
Labels: enjoy, Fun, joke, sign boards, time pass
posted by Heart'n'Soul at
12:36 PM
Thursday, November 13, 2008
MAKING TIME
Distance
Issues
Time
Job
Romantic Lives
... and some more
These are the genuine excuses that we all give and get when we must catch up with that one person who knows us the best. But how many times do we make a genuine effort in place of a genuine reason to sustain our bond with the people we feel closest to. Especially when one can grab a quick cell-phone chat while you're stuck in traffic or keep in touch via e-mail or instant messaging. Really, how much time does it take to send an sms or an email... just once a day???
It’s sad that despite all these means readily available, people slowly drift apart... even though our thoughts still go back to the same person time and again and the only remedy to our loneliness is their company.
There have been times when I have been too involved in certain things in my life that I have also given the same excuses and not been in touch. And when I came out of those phases, I found no one there to be by my side... and the 2-3 people who were still there, I knew I am never going to let go of them ever again.
I guess, it’s all about prioritizing... not people - but situations. We all have the limited 24 hours of the day... and it’s out of these 24 hours that we need to make time for everything we need, especially the people. This investment, I believe is the most important and the most rewarding too. To end, all I want to say is that friendship is not a god gifted relationship but it’s a relationship that we chose for ourselves... our extended family that we chose for ourselves and hence it’s up to us to keep it strong. Cuz it’s mutual and I need them as much as they need me... And so I shall "MAKE TIME" - I promise :)
PS: I would like to dedicate this to Kevin – my best friend ever – if god gave me an option to chose between making all my sorrows disappear and getting you back… I would choose to have you back, cuz that my friend, will make the biggest sorrow in my heart and the biggest void in my life vanish automatically. Happy Birthday Kev - May your soul rest in peace!
Labels: friends, friendship, human touch, Life, think, time pass
posted by Heart'n'Soul at
5:33 PM
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Ah!nother TAG
You know every time I get Tagged... despite the fact that some part of my brain says - "Oh! one more....skip it skip it!” I still end up doing it. Why? ... well, cuz though my works eating away all my time, these small things really really make me enjoy my time. It’s so much fun to steal a little time away from the senseless looooooong meetings and go in the stealth mode to access blogville. Its pure bliss!!!
Keshi - Thanks for tagging me on this one. Made me think of so many wonderful books that I have read and so many things they teach us. I simply LOVED reviving my memory about all the characters and the events.
Rules are
- Jot down 5 of your favorite quotes from the various books you've read,
- Tag 5 people at the end
I am gonna go a step further, and mention the quotable quotes which are on top of the looooong list that I have. So here I go : -
How frequently, in the course of our lives, the evil which in itself we seek most to shun, and which, when we are fallen into, is the most dreadful to us, is oftentimes the very means or door of our deliverance, by which alone we can be raised again from the affliction we are fallen into. - Robinson Crusoe
Promise me you'll always remember: you're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. - Winne the Pooh
A day is like a whole life. You start out doing one thing, but end up doing something else, plan to run an errand, but never get there... Your whole life has the same shape as a single day. - Jurassic Park
Generally, by the time you are real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all; because once you are real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand. - The Velveteen Rabbit
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. - Animal Farm
If we want things to stay as they are, things will have to change. - The Leopard
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all doing direct the other way--in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only. - A Tale of Two Cities
Chance has put in our way a most singular and whimsical problem, and its solution is its own reward. - The Adventure Of The Blue Carbuncle (Sherlock Holmes)
Any truth is better than indefinite doubt. - The Yellow Face (Sherlock Holmes)
If all records told the same tale — then the lie passed into history and became truth - 1984
Evil is impotent and has no power but that which we let it extort from us. - Atlas Shrugged
Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it. - Atlas Shrugged
It's said that the worst thing one can do to a man is to kill his self-respect. But that's not true. Self-respect is something that can't be killed. The worst thing is to kill a man's pretense at it - Fountainhead
It takes two to make a very great career: The man who is great, and the man-- almost rarer-- who is great enough to see greatness and say so." - Fountainhead
Independence is the only gauge of human virtue and value. What a man is and makes of himself; not what he has or hasn't done for others. There is no substitute for personal dignity. There is no standard of personal dignity except independence. Altruism is the doctrine which demands that man live for others and places others above self - Fountainhead
Never hate your enemies. It clouds your judgment – Godfather
I'm gonna change. I'll change. I've learned I have the strength to change. - Godfather
'Who are you?' said the Caterpillar.
This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation. Alice replied, rather shyly, 'I — I hardly know, sir, just at present — at least I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.'
'What do you mean by that?' said the Caterpillar sternly. 'Explain yourself!'
'I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir' said Alice, 'because I'm not myself, you see.'
'I don't see,' said the Caterpillar.
'I'm afraid I can't put it more clearly,' Alice replied very politely, 'for I can't understand it myself to begin with; and being so many different sizes in a day is very confusing.' - Alice in wonderland
Ayn Rand’s Fountain Head and Atlas Shrugged as well as The Godfather (I call it the god of all books) are my all time favorite books and hence more quotations out of them :D
To end with, I’d like to mention a quote that truly expresses the connect that we have with each other through this lovely place called blogville:
Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people who never knew each other, citizens of distant epochs, breaking the shackles of time, allowing us to voyage through time. – Cosmos
And I am going to Tag - Venky, Shaifali, Biplab, Sudeshna, and Mayank - simply cuz thy r my least active blogger friends AND AND AND... Sachi on special request.
Labels: blogville, books, famous quotes, Tags, time pass
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2:50 PM
