Heart'n'Soul
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
SIGN-ed
Everyday, Every now and then, every new or old path that I take... I always find these random, hilarious and bizarre sign boards. Most of the times while travelling, especially when I am not driving, reading these sign boards becomes a great source of entertainment. So while I was pondering over what to post on my blog this time, I thought it surely won’t hurt putting it up here and making some of you laugh - though I am guessing everyone will.
- Go soft on my curves
Urmmm!!! Uh!! Urrrr!!! Ok - if you say so!! ….
Now Now Now – just before you let your brain run here and there, I must tell you that it was just a sign board on my way uphill to Dalhousie.
- Outerwear
A brand for winter wear jackets... OMG! OMG! OMG!… thanks for explicitly mentioning it on the OUTER COLLAR of the jacket, cuz otherwise, people would use the jackets as their undies… I must say- great public service!!!
- Go soft on my curves
Urmmm!!! Uh!! Urrrr!!! Ok - if you say so!! ….
Now Now Now – just before you let your brain run here and there, I must tell you that it was just a sign board on my way uphill to Dalhousie.
- Outerwear
A brand for winter wear jackets... OMG! OMG! OMG!… thanks for explicitly mentioning it on the OUTER COLLAR of the jacket, cuz otherwise, people would use the jackets as their undies… I must say- great public service!!!
- Fast passenger
But if the passenger is FAST, then why is he boarding the bus... which by the way was hardly moving
- Hard Nipples AC Service
The name guarantees the service, doesn’t it!!!
- Khul Ja Sim Sim
Now this one is surely witty… placed outside an ATM door… absolutely hilllllllarious…isn’t it?
- Dawakhana aaj khulega nahin kyonki aaj band hai
This means that the medical store will not open today because it’s closed today.
Hmmmmmm.... I don’t know what to say to this one!!!
- Yahaan Bhayankar Thandi beer milti hai
Oooooh!!! Dangerously cold beer ahaaan!!! I am definitely scared...
- DANGEROUS: Not to swim
Ah thank god, I know swimming... Do you?
- Pata poochne ke 5 rupaye, aur pate par pahuchane ke 10
Considering this board is so old, this guy must be a millionaire by now. Good business sense and so very inspiring… I think I am also gonna be a living address guide soon!!! LOLz
Also, more often than not, the painters who are given the contract to paint these boards are not educated enough, sometimes not even educated. They end up screwing the spellings and creating a masterpiece just for the pleasure of our eyes.... it’s not just amusing but also pretty exciting to know that ignorance can contribute so much to the entertainment industry!!! Here’s some for your unpaid and tax free entertainment.
- Please be saaf
SAAF!!! Uh oh!!! How did they know that I dint take a bath today??? (Saaf means clean)
- Available for Rant
Oh good, now I have one more profession to fall back on in case I am shown the pink slip...YAYEEEE!!!
- Denjar
Den what jar?? Oh you mean Danger!!! Nice drawing by the way
And my all-time favorite, the winner of all contests is.........
"HUMP AHEAD "
Though it was referring to a speed breaker ahead - but it surely is the only place where most people would not mind slowing down for a "HUMP"... No?
Have you come across one of these lately??? Yes? So what are you waiting for, lemme know, I can really do with some laughter you know :-D
Labels: enjoy, Fun, joke, sign boards, time pass
45 Comments:
oye, *Fast passenger, tht shud be a pic taken from kerala! how i miss those busses :P
*Yahaan Bhayankar Thandi beer milti hai => m still laughing!! :P
@Sawan - yeah you are so right... its a kerala bus... found it on my way to kochi...lolz
ROFL!!!!
m readin this n laffn...wonder how did u survie seeing these things in real...
These were very good...HEHEHE.
Here is my contribution:
"Touch and pay anytime you wish"
- Sign outside an ATM in Chennai.
LOL
@Mayz - thnkfully i din come across all of themon the same day...LOL
@Sud - hehehe, thnks for the contri... touch and pay.... teeheehee
lol...
an addition from me...
written on those sllllllooooowww moving trucks on highways...
"Paas ker ya bardasht ker"
means over take or tolerate... hehe
@Afaaque - thts actully so true... u really cnt do much bout the slow ricks....LOL
hahahaha....kya collection hai :)
** Dawakhana aaj khulega nahin kyonki aaj band hai** you really saw this one...hahahah...too good!
aaaj toh aapne hussa diya
@Prakhar - ya man... I did see that... i also have a pic for one where it says "Kal 15 january hai, toilet band rahega"
LOL- freedom for all
@Priya - m glad i cud do tht..hehehe
:lol: :lol: :D :D :D
I love the bhakankar dhandi beer one..makes me shiver :P..(bth out of fear and "coldness")
Denjaar ahead--
Don't enter :D
Super collection :D
oh my good lord! delhi is the place to be!
if u ever come to hyd, i will surely take for some 'reddy' meals!
Oh-they are hilarious got cramps in my stomach!!!
Loved "Pata poochne ke 5 rupaye, aur pate par pahuchane ke 10 "
And your comments are amazingly hilarious!!
Take Care
Hey gr8 collection u got there...
u know wat .Deccan Chronicle , Times of India and The Hindu are offering Rs.1000 for every one of those pics .. I guess u should consider sending it to them..
:) dont under estimate those drivers. they are the finest in india. to know it by urself, travel from bangalore to palakkad in a kerala rtc. u wud love the trip. they wud never touch brake , even if theere is hell lota traffic :) it takes atleast an hour less compared to karnataka/tamilnadu busses :) i so love the drive :P
@Vishesh - lolz
@Aayushi - yesssss, the chilling beeeeeeeeer
@Deb - thnks
@Vinit - not alls from delhi... its from across india... lol
@Akshat - hehehe..thnks
@Karthik - realyyy... wow, i think its will be good deal...LOL
@Sawan - m not underestimating them really... but if u r drivin behind them thn its not fun i tell u
guess i shud agree to tht :P
HAHAHAHA too funny!
**which by the way was hardly moving
LOL!
SAAF? wtf!
Actually ppl wud be better off WITHOUT any signs at all!
Keshi.
Yahaan Bhayankar Thandi beer milti hai****That was too good....:))))
haa haa, good one,
On my trip to shillon, I saw a truck which had a message like:
"Prepare to meet thy god"
what the hell was on drivers mind.
In north India, trucks have all sorts of silly message:
I took one snap from some HRXX(haryana's number plate) truck which goes like:
"13 ke phool , 24 ke guldaste, buri nazar wale teri behen ko namaste". What the hell is that suppose to mean, I am sure truck walas have their own type of sense of humour.
lol
a pretty gud list
though i have laughed at times when i see such signs , i had nvr taken care to note them down...
next tym i shall :)
LMAO gal... thanks for the laugh :P
have a nice day mate... cheers...
i want that bhayankar thandi beer!:P
I had seen these pics on ur orkut's album also ...
damn hilarious :D
Lol!Thanks for that mood lightener babes :)
How are you?Not seen you around of later.TC.Muah
FAST PASSENGER made me laugh my heart out! There are so many such signs we see; not only absurd local signs, but also ludicrous commercial hoardings of well-known brands, as well!
By the way, wonder if you ever visited the web-site called engrish.com. If not, maybe you should for decent laughs relating to the same subject.
Cheers!
:) funny indeed
btw , i enquired abt that contest
u have to mail it to "caughtsnapping@gmail.com"
with a caption/Comment ,name ,address and contact number. This is from "The Hindu" newspaper. they are giving some gr8 prizes,, so select the top 2 or 3 and mail them. okie ?
You remind me of Kavi blog.
Nice.
hahahaha... that was really cool..
After a long time.. a funny post from your side..
:)
Hey DK,
Good observation & cool mastery over words ;)
cool collection, girl :)
some are indeed too funny!
ROFL
LOLzzzz
you know, i came across some silly written at the back of a rickshaw some 2 or 3 days back.... it said...
"jaa ni jaa... shakeel te maira ae" :D
me and mum laughed on this one for quite some time :)
Hahaha...this ws Good.
Specially "Hard Nipples AC Service" and "Hump Ahead".... lol I'm still laughing !
OMG !! That's soo funny ...
Have you Really seen these ?? I can't even believe someone/ anyone can be That Weird !:))
Cheers,
adisha
ive already seen these pics in ur okt album n hav already had a great louff :P
:D Wow... Funny!
Wish I get to see some stupid signs too...
Trust all is well. :)
Peace.
this one made me nuts
hats off
ROTFL :)
he he he he very good sense of humor and thats why the Chennai High Court has banned such hoardings as there are too many accidents due to the deflect of concentration towards such boards...
the one I read in Kerala;
"Alcohol is injuries to health"
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