Wednesday, January 21, 2009


Everyday, Every now and then, every new or old path that I take... I always find these random, hilarious and bizarre sign boards. Most of the times while travelling, especially when I am not driving, reading these sign boards becomes a great source of entertainment. So while I was pondering over what to post on my blog this time, I thought it surely won’t hurt putting it up here and making some of you laugh - though I am guessing everyone will.

- Go soft on my curves
Urmmm!!! Uh!! Urrrr!!! Ok - if you say so!! ….
Now Now Now – just before you let your brain run here and there, I must tell you that it was just a sign board on my way uphill to Dalhousie.

- Outerwear
A brand for winter wear jackets... OMG! OMG! OMG!… thanks for explicitly mentioning it on the OUTER COLLAR of the jacket, cuz otherwise, people would use the jackets as their undies… I must say- great public service!!!

- Fast passenger
But if the passenger is FAST, then why is he boarding the bus... which by the way was hardly moving

- Hard Nipples AC Service
The name guarantees the service, doesn’t it!!!

- Khul Ja Sim Sim
Now this one is surely witty… placed outside an ATM door… absolutely hilllllllarious…isn’t it?

- Dawakhana aaj khulega nahin kyonki aaj band hai
This means that the medical store will not open today because it’s closed today.
Hmmmmmm.... I don’t know what to say to this one!!!

- Yahaan Bhayankar Thandi beer milti hai
Oooooh!!! Dangerously cold beer ahaaan!!! I am definitely scared...

- DANGEROUS: Not to swim
Ah thank god, I know swimming... Do you?

- Pata poochne ke 5 rupaye, aur pate par pahuchane ke 10
Considering this board is so old, this guy must be a millionaire by now. Good business sense and so very inspiring… I think I am also gonna be a living address guide soon!!! LOLz

Also, more often than not, the painters who are given the contract to paint these boards are not educated enough, sometimes not even educated. They end up screwing the spellings and creating a masterpiece just for the pleasure of our eyes.... it’s not just amusing but also pretty exciting to know that ignorance can contribute so much to the entertainment industry!!! Here’s some for your unpaid and tax free entertainment.

- Please be saaf
SAAF!!! Uh oh!!! How did they know that I dint take a bath today??? (Saaf means clean)

- Available for Rant
Oh good, now I have one more profession to fall back on in case I am shown the pink slip...YAYEEEE!!!

- Denjar
Den what jar?? Oh you mean Danger!!! Nice drawing by the way

And my all-time favorite, the winner of all contests is.........

Though it was referring to a speed breaker ahead - but it surely is the only place where most people would not mind slowing down for a "HUMP"... No?

Have you come across one of these lately??? Yes? So what are you waiting for, lemme know, I can really do with some laughter you know :-D

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posted by Heart'n'Soul at 12:36 PM


oye, *Fast passenger, tht shud be a pic taken from kerala! how i miss those busses :P

January 21, 2009 at 1:11 PM  

*Yahaan Bhayankar Thandi beer milti hai => m still laughing!! :P

January 21, 2009 at 1:13 PM  

@Sawan - yeah you are so right... its a kerala bus... found it on my way to kochi...lolz

January 21, 2009 at 1:24 PM  


m readin this n laffn...wonder how did u survie seeing these things in real...

January 21, 2009 at 1:51 PM  

These were very good...HEHEHE.

Here is my contribution:
"Touch and pay anytime you wish"

- Sign outside an ATM in Chennai.


January 21, 2009 at 2:06 PM  

@Mayz - thnkfully i din come across all of themon the same day...LOL

@Sud - hehehe, thnks for the contri... touch and pay.... teeheehee

January 21, 2009 at 2:45 PM  

an addition from me...
written on those sllllllooooowww moving trucks on highways...
"Paas ker ya bardasht ker"
means over take or tolerate... hehe

January 21, 2009 at 3:01 PM  

@Afaaque - thts actully so true... u really cnt do much bout the slow ricks....LOL

January 21, 2009 at 3:16 PM  

hahahaha....kya collection hai :)

** Dawakhana aaj khulega nahin kyonki aaj band hai** you really saw this one...hahahah...too good!

January 21, 2009 at 4:00 PM  

aaaj toh aapne hussa diya

January 21, 2009 at 4:54 PM  

@Prakhar - ya man... I did see that... i also have a pic for one where it says "Kal 15 january hai, toilet band rahega"

LOL- freedom for all

@Priya - m glad i cud do tht..hehehe

January 21, 2009 at 5:07 PM  

:lol: :lol: :D :D :D

January 21, 2009 at 6:09 PM  

I love the bhakankar dhandi beer one..makes me shiver :P..(bth out of fear and "coldness")

Denjaar ahead--
Don't enter :D

January 21, 2009 at 7:20 PM  

Super collection :D

January 21, 2009 at 7:54 PM  

oh my good lord! delhi is the place to be!

if u ever come to hyd, i will surely take for some 'reddy' meals!

January 21, 2009 at 10:10 PM  

Oh-they are hilarious got cramps in my stomach!!!

Loved "Pata poochne ke 5 rupaye, aur pate par pahuchane ke 10 "

And your comments are amazingly hilarious!!

Take Care

January 21, 2009 at 11:21 PM  

Hey gr8 collection u got there...
u know wat .Deccan Chronicle , Times of India and The Hindu are offering Rs.1000 for every one of those pics .. I guess u should consider sending it to them..

January 22, 2009 at 8:39 AM  

:) dont under estimate those drivers. they are the finest in india. to know it by urself, travel from bangalore to palakkad in a kerala rtc. u wud love the trip. they wud never touch brake , even if theere is hell lota traffic :) it takes atleast an hour less compared to karnataka/tamilnadu busses :) i so love the drive :P

January 22, 2009 at 10:12 AM  

@Vishesh - lolz

@Aayushi - yesssss, the chilling beeeeeeeeer

@Deb - thnks

@Vinit - not alls from delhi... its from across india... lol

@Akshat - hehehe..thnks

@Karthik - realyyy... wow, i think its will be good deal...LOL

@Sawan - m not underestimating them really... but if u r drivin behind them thn its not fun i tell u

January 22, 2009 at 10:23 AM  

guess i shud agree to tht :P

January 22, 2009 at 10:42 AM  

HAHAHAHA too funny!

**which by the way was hardly moving


SAAF? wtf!

Actually ppl wud be better off WITHOUT any signs at all!


January 22, 2009 at 10:56 AM  

Yahaan Bhayankar Thandi beer milti hai****That was too good....:))))

January 22, 2009 at 12:05 PM  

haa haa, good one,
On my trip to shillon, I saw a truck which had a message like:
"Prepare to meet thy god"
what the hell was on drivers mind.

In north India, trucks have all sorts of silly message:
I took one snap from some HRXX(haryana's number plate) truck which goes like:
"13 ke phool , 24 ke guldaste, buri nazar wale teri behen ko namaste". What the hell is that suppose to mean, I am sure truck walas have their own type of sense of humour.

January 22, 2009 at 1:13 PM  


a pretty gud list

though i have laughed at times when i see such signs , i had nvr taken care to note them down...

next tym i shall :)

January 22, 2009 at 1:51 PM  

LMAO gal... thanks for the laugh :P

have a nice day mate... cheers...

January 22, 2009 at 1:52 PM  

i want that bhayankar thandi beer!:P

January 22, 2009 at 3:40 PM  

I had seen these pics on ur orkut's album also ...
damn hilarious :D

January 22, 2009 at 6:22 PM  

Lol!Thanks for that mood lightener babes :)

How are you?Not seen you around of later.TC.Muah

January 22, 2009 at 8:49 PM  

FAST PASSENGER made me laugh my heart out! There are so many such signs we see; not only absurd local signs, but also ludicrous commercial hoardings of well-known brands, as well!

By the way, wonder if you ever visited the web-site called engrish.com. If not, maybe you should for decent laughs relating to the same subject.


January 22, 2009 at 11:19 PM  

:) funny indeed

January 23, 2009 at 8:13 PM  

btw , i enquired abt that contest

u have to mail it to "caughtsnapping@gmail.com"

with a caption/Comment ,name ,address and contact number. This is from "The Hindu" newspaper. they are giving some gr8 prizes,, so select the top 2 or 3 and mail them. okie ?

January 24, 2009 at 9:57 AM  

You remind me of Kavi blog.

January 24, 2009 at 5:49 PM  

hahahaha... that was really cool..
After a long time.. a funny post from your side..

January 25, 2009 at 12:14 PM  

Hey DK,

Good observation & cool mastery over words ;)

January 25, 2009 at 3:46 PM  

cool collection, girl :)
some are indeed too funny!

January 26, 2009 at 3:28 PM  



you know, i came across some silly written at the back of a rickshaw some 2 or 3 days back.... it said...

"jaa ni jaa... shakeel te maira ae" :D

me and mum laughed on this one for quite some time :)

January 27, 2009 at 3:58 PM  

Hahaha...this ws Good.
Specially "Hard Nipples AC Service" and "Hump Ahead".... lol I'm still laughing !

January 30, 2009 at 11:22 AM  

OMG !! That's soo funny ...

Have you Really seen these ?? I can't even believe someone/ anyone can be That Weird !:))


January 31, 2009 at 1:06 PM  

ive already seen these pics in ur okt album n hav already had a great louff :P

January 31, 2009 at 4:14 PM  

:D Wow... Funny!

Wish I get to see some stupid signs too...

Trust all is well. :)


January 31, 2009 at 9:53 PM  

this one made me nuts

hats off

February 2, 2009 at 11:42 AM  


February 2, 2009 at 3:01 PM  

he he he he very good sense of humor and thats why the Chennai High Court has banned such hoardings as there are too many accidents due to the deflect of concentration towards such boards...

the one I read in Kerala;

"Alcohol is injuries to health"

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