Heart'n'Soul

Sunday, December 7, 2008

What's on the MEN(u) - I

For long women have been judged by the way they look, the size of their butts and boobs, the length of their hair, the color of their skin, the Oh! sooo pretty hands and feet, the nail paint and the heels and how much do they show on the weighing scale.

But what about men??? What is it ON-MEN that can talk about them?

Here's how to tell

First one and surely my favorite one is THE SHOES - says A LOT. It is seriously the first thing you should always check out :)

SO if he wears formal lace shoes, black in color - he’s surely dependable, responsible, and stable, hopefully with a gooooood job as well. If he has the same pair in brown, ah well - then he is the earthy kinds, honest and straightforward, probably even believes in the old ways of love and romance...WOW!!!

Imagine a guy in croc skin or snake skin leather - the thought itself grosses me out - but well, if u looking for a playboy type cunning man, here’s your chance. Plus he would surely be the high – maintenance, label starving types... Unless of course he's gay!!! And in that case ladies, you don’t stand a chance anyways.

Then there are the ones who wear the biking or the cow boy boots - but have no real clue about any bike and probably haven’t even heard about the wild wild west. This is the type where the testosterone drives everything. And AHEM AHEM, they are not even afraid of going all out to flaunt it. Really!!! would someone please tell them that they are nothing short of RIDICULOUS!!!

And guess what, that’s not it... there are a lot of things to a pair of shoes than just the make, look or texture, like how a man treats his shoes. Shoes, just like relationships, need a hell lot of hard work and attention to maintain them. So if a man keeps his shoes nice and clean, polished and maintained... he probably will keep his relationships the same ways too.

Beyond that, you can also look at how he matches his socks with it... men's socks are like women's lingerie. You won’t wear just about anything, even though no one can see it. And hence, the choice of socks is even more enlightening. How he matches his socks, does he even match them, does the elastic hold, do they stink, does he even wear them... can surely tell you a whole lot of stuff about him.

And for all you girls who are just like me and cant resist buying a good pair yourself when you see one, here is a very important tip - If he can't afford a respectable pair of shoes he certainly can’t afford you... BWUAHAHAHAHA.....!!

More on how to judge a man soon - in the meantime try this out and let me know if it helped.

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posted by Heart'n'Soul at 10:35 PM

50 Comments:

hey
funny article!
dips

December 7, 2008 at 10:59 PM  

Heh Ya - thnks missy

December 7, 2008 at 11:03 PM  

now i know how to go about choosing my guy ;)

December 7, 2008 at 11:11 PM  

Ur are my kind of a girl shoe freaker huh. I was landup going for shoes and its nice to have some real good pairs u know.

December 7, 2008 at 11:32 PM  

@Swayam - oh well please do, n sure lemme know how it worked...LOL

@Priya - yes girl, I KNOW how it feels... i am shoe and bag crazy... actully crazy is an understatement :D

December 8, 2008 at 12:03 AM  

Well..isn't someone obsessed with shoes...the post was worth a laugh..interesting viewpoint...but if you ask me it is kinda flawed...I don't fit into any of the category..anything about guys wearing sneakers???....or is it in the posts to come!! :D

Liked the post...was cute!!

and thanks for the visit!! :)

December 8, 2008 at 12:11 AM  

@Akshat - no formalities man - i visited n commented cuz i liked wt i saw :)

and for shoes... the sneakers do have a stry to tell as well... but the post is really more of an ex how shoes can tell a lot and not really a thesis on all kinds of shoes...LOL... but if u want i sure can send u the analysis ...HEHEHE

December 8, 2008 at 12:13 AM  

Ha ha..

This is so wrong..

December 8, 2008 at 12:16 AM  

@Venky - y? u wear snake leather or wat :P

December 8, 2008 at 12:21 AM  

@the reply above...
Lols!!!!!!...left me with a laugh!!:P

@Heart(what is your name??)
ok..so when am I gonna get an analysis...i am all game for it!!:P:D

well and as per the post goes....the shoe can tell a lot....totally agree...umm...but this is a very novel but all the same humorous way to look at it!!

December 8, 2008 at 12:36 AM  

you are giving wrong signals girlie!! ee, i have to think twice, no thrice wen i choose my shoes next time! buying shoes were never so tough :-(

you are making our life complex.. :-)

December 8, 2008 at 1:22 AM  

Ditto wit sawan!! :P :)

December 8, 2008 at 1:39 AM  

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December 8, 2008 at 1:52 AM  

LOLzzzz

Honey, though this post was funny, but yes whatever you wrote was ABSOLUTELY true!!! Me and mum both have a good laugh when we see men with socks that are stupid or not matched :D

@ Sawan

Budzz... this is how it is... really... she hasn't exaggerated a bit :)
Though I'm known to be generous and all :P I can't stand a man without clean shoes and matching socks hehehehe

December 8, 2008 at 1:53 AM  

wat abt barefoots? :P

and am so not saying my kinda of footwear :)

December 8, 2008 at 5:47 AM  

Whoa! Alright now.. lol.

nice post. darn now everyone knows!

December 8, 2008 at 10:06 AM  

Lol, and all this while I thought it was the cologne and clothes I needed to concentrate on... guess i'll have to spend more time at the shoe store next time!

December 8, 2008 at 1:00 PM  

Hahaha....I haven't bought formal shoes for such a long time :(..cant even remember when i wore them last...my last pair was brown with laces (had to say...u got it right for brown ones :D)

...interestin observations though!

December 8, 2008 at 2:37 PM  

OMG!! Divi dids....I always knw u wer a big shopaholic for shoes....but to this level...u wrote a whole thesis on guys n ter shoes LOL!

Ab anjaane mein hi ho, main ladkon ke joote zaroor dekhoongi ;-)

December 8, 2008 at 8:13 PM  

POOR guys! they must all be thinking on how shoes speak so much about them without them even knowing it :P
I do check out shoes as well
But not so much in detail :P

December 8, 2008 at 8:28 PM  

Heh heh heh... Good "analysis" :)

Welcome back!!!

December 8, 2008 at 11:00 PM  

hahaha....u went thru' some kind of market survey or wat?
Waise i find fliflops more comfy plus they are so inn these days!!

P.S: I can afford a good pair of shoes....so u recommenting with this is not an option..hehehe!!

December 9, 2008 at 1:32 AM  

BTW nice witty blog....luvd the theme!!

December 9, 2008 at 1:34 AM  

oh goodness...lol...

just for the record...I only wear brown formals...or white sports.. :D

December 9, 2008 at 6:44 AM  

haha Div I agree totally! if he cant afford a decent pair of shoes he certainly cant afford a woman :)

Im bak btw!

Keshi.

December 9, 2008 at 2:33 PM  

and abt the socks...omg thats so true! I hate men who wear stinky old cloth, not socks lol!

Keshi.

December 9, 2008 at 2:34 PM  

i remember someone said ..

"that a man is known by either his dress or his address." and i guess u wud agree to that too :D

and as far as m concrnd...i hardly wear shoes ....i am more ova kito sandal guy \:D/

December 9, 2008 at 3:50 PM  

hmm...what if we are bare feet?

December 9, 2008 at 5:39 PM  

lol.. was a funny read :) Thanks for the laughs :)

December 9, 2008 at 6:41 PM  

tatzz gud one,, sumhow my eyes fall for da shoes,, straight away.. thy tell a lot abt a person,, for sure.. :-) n these lines :-
"And for all you girls who are just like me and cant resist buying a good pair yourself when you see one, here is a very important tip - If he can't afford a respectable pair of shoes he certainly can’t afford you"

ROFL.. :-)

December 10, 2008 at 12:38 AM  

cool! i'll now figure out my guy through his shoes..thanks ;)

and u'v got a nice style of writing..

am blogrolling u \:d/

and yes yes...

I LOVE UR TEMPLATE!! THE GIRL LOOKS AMAZING!! :D

December 10, 2008 at 7:14 PM  

Lol!..Oye oye meri punjaabdi! :D
Goood one! ;)

Laces vaale men..good job..kya connection hai ji..wah wah! :P
And I TOTTALLLY agree with the crocs part..I LOATHE skin leather stuff as it is..and I'd also wanna add to your stuff is that people wearin the biking and cow boy boots are generally bigtime wannabes :D

loved it!

December 10, 2008 at 7:45 PM  

:-) Right said...men still need to be judged by the shoes they wear!

December 11, 2008 at 12:05 AM  

U have an award in my blog. Chk' out when u have time.

-pria

December 11, 2008 at 11:25 PM  

What about Hussain sir, the artist?
He I think do not wear shoes.

December 12, 2008 at 5:23 PM  

Lol!Now this is one informative article.I do notice a guy's shoes and the well polished black/brown ones really speak for a gentleman :)

As for socks,I run a mile when someone with smelly ones comes by.Eeeeew!

December 13, 2008 at 12:59 AM  

Hmm though its an oft talked about aspect...it still brings a smile while reading it...

unfortunately for me..i have only three pairs of shoes...black formal, sports and a cherry brown casual that i dont wear coz they dont go with jeans :P

and though i'd like to buy more...i'm first pushing for a larger shoe stand being built...coz the current one is way too stacked and i dont like mistreating shoes...

however once we move beyond the shoes...i say mens clothing has three parts to it...clean socks, clean hankies and clean undies...if i have these i feel i'm well dressed otherwise i may be well dressed for the outside worl but andar hi andar..i feel uneasy

December 13, 2008 at 2:16 PM  

Funny...but happy that u r back 2 blogging...no more guest posts!!!

December 13, 2008 at 9:48 PM  

Are u married??????

December 16, 2008 at 8:06 AM  

Shoes - the new way to a woman's heart is it ?! :)) You go gurl ! Awaiting to see what's next on the list :D

December 18, 2008 at 12:41 AM  

teehee... i luvd the closing line! :D

December 18, 2008 at 7:04 PM  

Well.....................
My silence is my comment... lolz

December 19, 2008 at 5:40 AM  

@Akshat - wts in a name man? lolz... its Divkiran btw!
And sneakers means u rhe easy go lucky gen x guy---- ofcourse the type of sneakers wud say a lot more :D

@Sawant - i thought it wud help guys as well, now thy know wt shoes to wear to portray what image ...NO?

@WarmSunshine - thnks for standin up for the shoe analysis...LOL

@Arv - lol, cummon ... u can tell us buddy!

December 19, 2008 at 11:22 AM  

@Writing for cows - heheheh, yeah everyone knows!!!

@Rebel - good idead, it always helps to chose ur shoes carfully, if nothin else thy wont bite u for sure :P

@Prakhar - ah, the brown shoes...LOL

@Meghna - hellow girl, how is u? and for the shoepaholic, those are all mine - analysis for guys is like doin social service, now gals know how to judge thr men...hehehehe

@Fali - wellllllll... glad u liked it, yenjoy... and wakaoooo!!!

@Kartz - heh thnks man, n now again i was missin for some time...

December 19, 2008 at 11:22 AM  

@Born Vagabond - I am not recommending anything...LOLZ... m just recommending wt to make out of the shoes u wear :P
Flip Flops are very reliable by the way!!! laidback but comfy n reliable...LOL

@Zubin - hehehehe... another brown shoe man!!!

@Keshi - hey glad to know u r back, shall drop in just aftr the update :D

@Peter - NO SHOES... OMG OMG OMG.... in tht case i judge u with a multiple personality disorder :P

@Shalini - hehe... u r welcome

@Smiliey - ah glad u laughed :D

December 19, 2008 at 11:23 AM  

@Mads - Thnks Mad, its not sumthn i made but glad u liked it

@Aayushi - yuss yuss... so true it is :D

@Sachi - ABSOLUTELY

@Pria - Uh award? ok will do it asap

@Hobo - ummmm... i hav nothin to say thn!!!

December 19, 2008 at 11:24 AM  

@Sam - I know - smelly socks are eeeewwwwwwww... yuck yuck yuck

@Mystiqe - uh god... wt explanation...hehehe

@Rajesh - Yes yes, no more guest posts... already updated one of my series

@Thenraj - uh no... y?

December 19, 2008 at 11:24 AM  

@Adisha - way to a womans heart...hehehehehe... ROTFL

@Usha - OH wt coincidence...mee too...hehehehehe

@Afaque - Silence is golden....hmmmmmm :D

December 19, 2008 at 11:24 AM  

Wat abt a unlaced black italian cut crushed sheep leather at top for the design and rest hardleather specially ordered costomised by me, kinda show?? which am currently wearing and gona be changing soon. In my case, the shoe takes care of itself and rarely requires any input. Somehow I find this shoe giving me immense confidence the moment I put my feet in to ready to go,,and giving answers to some double pressed people !
For the slightly cooler ones a black and white adidas does the talking..ohh did the talkin..its gone to my young cousin..N yes..i sometimes missed the socks wid thez sporty looks..now wat this means :P

December 22, 2008 at 10:37 PM  

and is this backed by some year long Phd or some thing ;)

December 25, 2008 at 9:48 PM  

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