Heart'n'Soul

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Indian Trucks - We are like this Only

Today was one of those days when you have loads of work at home and on top of that you also have the extended family work…. like picking up and dropping 2 sets of relatives from airport in a single day. Well, basically I had to drive around the town all day!!!

Anyway, driving doesn’t bore me at all, and today it was even more interesting cuz I was reading the stuff written on back of the trucks. Some were usual, but some were out of the world hilarious. So I thought, why not put them up on a blog and let other have some fun too.

“Horn OK Please” (what’s the OK for man)

“Use Dipper at Night” (oh yeah!! Cuz this is one thing they don teach at driving school)

“Road King” (No doubt…with all the space u take up n never let anyone overtake)

“Wait for side” (Yeah, m still waiting)

“Ja to nuhi chalegi” (it means - it will run like this only)

“Bad nazar wale tera thobda black” (some hinglish I say)

“Gori fir se hui jawan” (Huh!! What? How?)

“Sau mein se nabbhe baiman, phir bhi Mera Bharat Mahan” (now that’s what I call social service)

“Phir Milenge” (Really? At least consider my opinion)

“Aa ab lot cahelin” (Again…. consider my opinion too)

“Use horn ok please dipper” (WHAT!!!)

“Mus - - - Kaan” (yeah m smiling already)

“Kaho na pyaar hai” (What nonsense I say!!!)

“Malik ki gadi, driver ka pasina, chalti hai road par, banke hassina” (Galib must be turning in his grave)

“Fool se kante ache hai jo daman tham lete hain, dost se dushman ache hain jo jal kar bhi naam lete hain” (oopsie, Galib turns again”)

“Soch kar dekho, Saath Kya jayega” (Hmmmm…. thought provoking)

“Kashmir Ki Kali” (I don know what to say to this one)

And the winner is:
“Buri Nazar Wale Tere Bachche Jiyen, Aur Bade Hokar Tera Khoon Piyen” (this one really had me in splits…he he ha ha ha ha… ROFL)

Hope it’s been interesting for some of you… anyone has anything to add, be my guest ;-)
posted by Heart'n'Soul at 1:13 AM

9 Comments:

mera bharat mahaan,
phir bhi hum kyon beymaan!

read behind auto in amristsar!

May 9, 2008 at 10:50 AM  

this one is quite common:

mera bharat mahaan
(highly inflammable)

May 9, 2008 at 1:42 PM  

oh and thrs this one i saw today, writtenjust above the number plate
"LAADLI"

May 9, 2008 at 11:15 PM  

grt observation!
one ya see in Tamil Nadu:
'you two, ours one!' is on all trucks n buses here..
i mean they talk abt, family planning and 'protected' sex..

hypocrites-
http://www.medindia.net/news/view_news_main.asp?x=6733&t=11

"New Delhi: A startling study indicates that ALMOST 40 PERCENT of INDIA'S TRUCK DRIVERS and their helpers ARE INFECTED WITH AIDS virus and there is an urgent need to create awareness among this community to check the spread of the fatal disease."

n div,ya wunt believe this, but ya word verification for this comment is 'STlsDh'
STD- SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES,
ya call tat coincidence?? grt observation!
one ya see in Tamil Nadu:
'you two, ours one!' is on all trucks n buses here..
i mean they talk abt, family planning and 'protected' sex..

hypocrites-
http://www.medindia.net/news/view_news_main.asp?x=6733&t=11

"New Delhi: A startling study indicates that ALMOST 40 PERCENT of INDIA'S TRUCK DRIVERS and their helpers ARE INFECTED WITH AIDS virus and there is an urgent need to create awareness among this community to check the spread of the fatal disease."

n div,ya wunt believe this, but ya word verification for this comment is 'STlsDh'
STD- SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES,
ya call tat coincidence??

May 12, 2008 at 12:02 PM  

sorry abt the repetition!

May 12, 2008 at 12:03 PM  

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May 12, 2008 at 5:19 PM  

He he he...wt a coincidene...thnks for the comments :)

May 12, 2008 at 5:21 PM  

Witty..sarcastiC..
and Alot f Fun to REad..
Wonderfully writteN...

May 13, 2008 at 1:23 AM  

One more comes your way and I saw it just today

SOUND HORN

ahem ahem... like u made galib turn, i am sure Renin Martin is turning in his grave too!!!

May 24, 2008 at 3:03 AM  

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